Universe Wrap Your Arms Around Me

the-sad-boy:

I wonder what it feels like to be the best option, for someone to chose you over everything and anything else, I wonder what that feels like

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11121992:

is there anything more pathetic than a guy insulting a girl after she rejected him? 

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fknsex:

I just fuck up a lot

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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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thebumofthebread:

nue:

what if instead of laughing we did a death metal scream

comedy clubs would not be for the faint of heart

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

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